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  To Mom and Dad, for the love of cats and sci-fi.

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  Contents

  Star Trek Cats 6

  Episode List 64

  About the Author 65

  Space: the final frontier. These are the

  voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its five-

  year mission: to explore strange new worlds,

  to seek out new life and new civilizations, to

  boldly go where no one has gone before!

  “Captain’s Log. Our position, orbiting Psi 2000.”

  “An ancient world, now a frozen wasteland about

  to rip apart, in its death throes.”

  “Your illogical approach to chess does have

  its advantages on occasion, Captain.”

  “Cats in space, be wary, be wary!

  We know not what he’ll do.”

  “I’m not a magician, Spock, just an

  old country doctor.”

  “Incoming communication, Captain.”

  “Energize!”

  “Pain! Pain!”

  “We compete for everything: power, fame, women—everything

  we desire, and it is our nature . . . to win.”

  “Blast it! Do something! He’s dying!”

  “This combat . . .”

  “. . . is to the death.”

  “I weary of the chase. Wait for me.

  I shall be merciful and quick.”

  “He’s dead, Jim.”

  “Scotty, beam us up!”

  “Red alert!”

  “My mind to your mind,

  my thoughts to your thoughts.”

  “Fear not, fair lady!”

  “Sorry, neither!”

  “I cannae change the laws of physics!”

  “Captain, although your abilities intrigue me,

  you are quite honestly inferior.”

  “Laddie, don’t you think you should . . . rephrase that?”

  “Oh, it’s purring!

  Listen, it’s purring!”

  “Live long and prosper.”

  EPISODE LIST:

  PGS 10, 11: “The Naked Time,” SEASON 1, EPISODE 4

  PGS 12–15: “Charlie X,” SEASON 1, EPISODE 2

  PG 19: “The Alternative Factor,” SEASON 1, EPISODE 27

  PGS 24, 25: “The City on the Edge of Forever,” SEASON 1, EPISODE 28

  PGS 26, 27: “The Devil in the Dark,” SEASON 1, EPISODE 25

  PGS 28, 29: “The Gamesters of Triskelion,” SEASON 2, EPISODE 16

  PG 30: “Journey to Babel,” SEASON 2, EPISODE 10

  PG 31: “The Cage,” PILOT EPISODE

  PGS 32, 33: “A Private Little War,” SEASON 2, EPISODE 19

  PGS 34, 35 : “Amok Time,” SEASON 2, EPISODE 1

  PGS 38, 39: “Arena,” SEASON 1, EPISODE 18

  PG 43: “The Man Trap.” SEASON 1, EPISODE 1

  PG 44: “The Immunity Syndrome,” SEASON 2, EPISODE 18

  PGS 48, 49: “The Naked Time,” SEASON 1, EPISODE 4

  PGS 52, 53: “Space Seed,” SEASON 1, EPISODE 22

  PGS 54, 55: “The Enemy Within,” SEASON 1, EPISODE 5

  PGS 56–59: “The Trouble with Tribbles,” SEASON 2, EPISODE 15

  JENNY PARKS is a nerd and freelance illustrator with a degree in scientific illustration, and a love for drawing animals. For the last several years she has been specializing in painting cats dressed as pop-culture characters, splitting her time between freelance work and tabling at comic book conventions around the country. She currently resides in Denver, Colorado with her two cats, Mab and Mamoko, fulfilling her destiny to make a living drawing cute, fuzzy things. www.jennyparks.com

  This book wouldn’t have been possible without the help and support of so many awesome people. Thanks to my brother, Gregory for encouraging me to sell my work at my first San Diego Comic-Con, and a million hugs and thanks to Becca Charlton, Dailen Ogden, and Faith Williams—you know what you did. Thanks to Lee Akamichi, without whom I might not have majored in art, and special thanks to Wynn Rankin, Michael Morris, Lia Brown, Beth Steiner, Pippa White, Sandy Smith, April Whitney, and everyone at Chronicle Books for even giving me the chance to make this book a reality. Lastly: thanks to cats for existing.

 

 

  Jenny Parks, Star Trek Cats

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